/chat/ ==> news chat
/forum(.*)/ ==> news forums
/media/ ==> news media
/info (.*)/ ==> einfo $1
/info/ ==> einfo
/report1 (.*)/ ==> helpop $1
/report (.*)/ ==> news report
/report/ ==> news report
/contact/ ==> news contact
/credits/ ==> news credits
/help/ ==> news help
/getping/ ==> news ping
/sethome/ ==> news home
/d/ ==> c disguise_menu
/dis/ ==> c disguise_menu
/disguise/ ==> c disguise_menu